The post had a story today about a woman who has been robbing Wachovia banks. The weird thing is she acts completely calm, does not disguise herself, and talks on a cell phone the entire time. They have dubbed her the “cell phone bandit”… “A woman in her twenties with dark hair, about 5 feet 2 to 5 feet 6 inches tall and weighing 120 to 130 pounds”.

The last bank she robbed was in ashburn, va…I’m expecting a citizen’s arrest from a Mr. Dwayne Hoover.

Oh…and when I was reading the story I saw this ad for a mortgage company…it’s a gingerbread man in what I think is suppossed to be snow…what the hell is he doing?

So as I was selling out (I’ve already made $1.21 BTW) – I was checking out the ads being posted on LinkJobber. This ad kinda made me laugh but I’m not really sure why…just weird. Next time I see a really good t-shirt though…I’m gonna slap somebody’s momma.

Oh…and if you can’t stand to be an ant person – stay clear of the Tysons Corner mall for a while – especially the new section. It was a madhouse this weekend. Apparently we missed the “rauchny” Victoria’s Secret display – notable quotes from the protestors include, “It feels like evil, feels like I have to cross the evil to get to the light,” and my favorite, “is not about lingerie. It’s about sadomasochism and three-way sex.” – do any of these people know that these aren’t real people? And could someone please explain to them that S&M and orgies are awesome? I found this article so funny…it made me want to slap your momma!

I stole the following from transbuddha.com which says it stole it from someone else…

Wow…I always thought that perhaps Truck owners had some kind of personal issues, but this guy seems to have finally pinned down what it is…

(I didn’t want to kill his server, so here’s article in it’s entirety.)

After years of health education in the renowned Cohasset Elementary / Middle / High School System, I know a thing or two about the female reproductive system.  I can tell you all about your “ovaries,” your “labia,” your “uterus,” the corpus luteum, estrogen, and progesterone- the works… This excellent background led me, as if guided by God Himself, to notice something truly amazing:

Many of you are familiar with the “Tough Guy” image that truck companies try to create in their television commericals – with all the off-roading and drag-racing up hills with boats in tow (because there’s all that water at the top of hills)… Incidentally, most of what you see voids the warranty that comes with such vehicles… Anyway, I ask you how ‘macho’ a Dodge Ram can be when their emblem is basically the female reproductive system with nostrils:

There you have it, folks…That sassy emblem on the front of your 4 wheeled monstronsity is nothing more than the mysterious and downright seXXXy female reproductive organs. So….that thing got a Hemi?