Over a month ago a mystery prankster put a red Swingline stapler on my desk at a client site(also an ex-employer) where I’ve been spending a lot of time. I had been getting moved around a lot since I was a lowly contractor without a permanent work station and multiple people had joked with me being Milton from Office Space.

I questioned everyone I saw that day and everyone denied it. I was sure someone was lying but they were not!There was one person who I never saw because they were in meetings the entire day. The mystery gift giver was the one and only Danny Wang. With his ninja training from the Wang-Fu Dojo he was able to go undetected for over a month before he himself ended my suspense.

This AP-AOL news poll shows the who Americans feel are the top villains of 2006…on top of the list is none other than “President” Bush - at the bottom of the list, Satan.  A couple hours ago Saddam Hussein was hanged and US citizens can celebrate as we pull all of our troops out of Iraq.  We have finally won the war on terrorism, world hunger is a distant memory, and the world’s problems are now solved.