While browsing digg I found this article with the “Top 20 Strangest Gadgets and Accessories“. While most of the products were just lame, I did find two that I thought were awesome. The first was the “Brief Safe” which is a pair of realistic looking underwear(complete with treadmark stains) that contains a fly accessed secret compartment for storing small valuables or cash. This is a pretty good idea, I mean who would want to go through your visibly dirty underwear to find some cash? The web site I found has them on sale for $9 a pair. This may sound fairly cheap at first, but not after you think about it. You could go the the dollar store (do they have underwear?) or a cheap retail place, pick up a pair of tighty whiteys and then make a real stain complete with real theft deterrent smell for less money and more effect! Only missing compenent is the secret fly assessable compartment….well just find the nearest female around and have her sew up the leg and waist holes. (This can be done either before or after the stain has been added.)

The second (and coolest) item is the “rsstroom reader“. This amazing device biometrically decides who is sitting on the pot, then prints out personalized rss feed content straight onto your toilette paper for easy reading, cleaning, and disposal. (The biometrics it uses would probably be user weight and not my prefferred method of assprints). What better time is there to catch up on the latest dohblog? This might not be real(I haven’t yet found a link to actually buy this amazing machine), but I would seriously consider getting one.