Boring Halloween

11/1/2004

Tootsie Rolls are awesome.

So there are a lot of kids that live in my apartment building. The rental office had signs for people to put on their doors that read “Trick of Treaters Welcome”, so this made me think that a lot of kids participated here. I went and got a bunch of candy and took the time to put poison and razor blades in every piece…how many trick or treaters came to my door you ask?? One friggin person..and I’m pretty sure she was old enough to vote on tuesday… Well she wasn’t that old but she didn’t even have a cool costume…just basically just put a hat on that had some fake purple hair hanging out…how about some creativity! So instead of giving out candy I ate it till my stomach hurt. I think I’ll have to take the rest to work…

There are 3 comments in this article:

  1. On 02/23/2006 BootneyLeeFarnsworth said:

    same shit at my neighborhood..i can’t even pull into my garage w/o clipping 3 or 4 kids, and we got 8 kids. i spent 40 bucks on candy and we got 8 kids…prob because of people like you putting rusty nails in snickers bars, parents are afraid to take their kids out.

  2. On 02/23/2006 Adam said:

    yea, we only had 3 kids come by our condo in strasburg :-( pretty piss poor turnout this year..

  3. On 10/28/2007 The B-Log 3.0 » Blog Archive » Arrrgh! said:

    [...] the past three years only one person has come to my door to trick-or-treat. Yet, I’ll still probably buy some candy this [...]

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